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Cotton Tea Towel - Fresh Out Of Fucks

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$35.99

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Disrupted Industries Cotton Tea Towel - Fresh Out Of Fucks


Out of fucks. Out of patience. Out of my goddamn way.

This tea towel is made from 100% cotton and 0% bullshit. It’s soft, absorbent, and ready to dry the tears of anyone still expecting you to give a flying fuck.

Perfect for the kitchen, the chaos, or any day that starts with “what the actual fuck is this?”

Whether you’ve burnt the toast, lost the plot, or just can’t deal with Sharon’s group emails anymore - hang this bad boy up and let it do the talking while you pour yourself something stronger.

Warning: May cause offense. Especially to people who still have fucks to give.

Machine washable, unlike your patience.

Approx Size: 50cm x 70cm.

Designed by Cynthia Frenette - a Canadian Artist.
100% Cotton tea towel.
Hang loop on corner.


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